Why don´t you learn some Spanish?!

NOTE= It is necessary to read it loudly

LESON UAN:
How many times did you need to say something in Spanish, but you didn't know how?
Don't worry, your problems have finished... here!

Let´s start with some common phrases.
Just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

a. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
b. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
c. Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.
d. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
e. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
f. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
g. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
h. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
i. See eye = si hay = yes we have
j. T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?
k. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
l. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.